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How Moss Man Stole Christmas

How Moss Man Stole Christmas

Dec 4, 2023

Twas the night before Christmas 
And Moss Man was out 
He went to get pizza 
When he was out and about 
He ordered his food 
With a sultry southern accent 
But the waiter was rude 
And his odor was rampant 
So Moss Man Hopped 
Into the great Moss Mobile 
And stole all the pizza 
Because it was all there to steal. 
Happy Holidays. 
-Caleb Kozak 

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